Top 5 North American cities doomed to inevitable destruction.

Most places on earth have cities that are really, really old. Most places. The reason for this is generally along the lines of it’s a good place to live, good resources, and there’s no horrible catastrophes looming ominously over the horizon. In general terms once some almighty act of nature destroys all you hold dear the hollow-eyed survivors to want to rebuild elsewhere.
 
Not in North America. Here we build wherever the heck we want to and dang the consequences. Here are a few inevitable disasters that are going to happen (and in some cases already have happened). Not probably happen, going to.

Here are the top 5 North American cities doomed to inevitable destruction.

Five women with balls larger than any man.

As everyone knows that the size of one’s testicles are equated with how awesome, brave, and strong someone is. So according to that theory only men are capable of these traits. However, anyone who’s ever witnessed the bloody horror show called ‘live birth’ knows that manliness isn’t solely confined to the realm of men. The only reason ‘natural childbirth’ refers to birth without painkillers is women do it. If men were giving birth ‘natural childbirth’ would refer to being as doped up as medical science is capable of making you, and all babies would be born stoned and stupid.

Here are 6 women who deserve the term ‘ballsy’ more than any man. I don’t mean the sissy “brave because she stood up to cancer” crap, but women who put themselves in harm’s way while men cowered in pants-wetting fear.

Five women with balls larger than any man.

by Jack

Top 6 Human Tragedies (caused by retarded reasons)

Humans can, and often do, end up suffering terrible tragedies for often retarded reasons. Sometimes, despite the horror of the mass carnage, the reasons are not only stupid but quite funny. Sometimes. But only a really sick sort of way.

It helps if you’re drunk. I know.

Here are a few key items of evidence that will be brought up a the trial when the animals rise up and drag us off to determine if mankind really deserves the top spot of the evolutionary ladder

Top 6 Human tragedies (caused by retarded reasons) by Jack